What is It Called?

FeFuFyFa sits on the ocean shore. She's very stylish and has a healthy sense of humour. Indeed, no one knows what she is (or maybe who she is). It's only known she feeds exclusively on "radish-umbers". Just don't ask what it is. Only FeFuFyFa knows about this, but she's unlikely to tell you if you dare to ask her anything. The point is that FeFuFyFa is mute. How, in this case, do we know she has a healthy sense of humour, you ask? This is just elementary: she laughs at the jokes the Wind tells her. And she laughs with such a quiet, stylish laugh. She also knows how to write and writes everything down in a thick notebook because otherwise, she forgets everything. True, no one can understand what she wrote because she writes in her own language, unknown to anyone, but very stylish.

So. She sits by the ocean day after day and waits. She's waiting for a great and bright feeling to wash over her. From time to time, Whale rises from the bottom of the ocean and looks at her with big, sad eyes. He's waiting, too. Whale likes FeFuFyFa so much.

And so he waits for it to wash over her. Then he'll be nearby, and he'll also be touched by this all-consuming wave of FeFuFyFa's feelings. FeFuFyFa doesn't understand Whale and looks through him to the horizon. She's sad and lonely, and Whale doesn't count. She is waiting for her prince, and she hasn't many requirements for him: just that he is stylish, has a healthy sense of humour and knows how to write. She doesn't even need him to like "radish-umbers". In the end, they can be replaced with radishes or cucumbers. It's better to use cucumbers (they don't need to be salted), but they can also use radishes.

Sometimes, FeFuFyFa gets up and wanders along the shore on her long, thin, and stylish legs. And Whale swims beside her like a faithful dog. He accompanies her to protect her if she's attacked by pirates. Whale dreams she'll finally pay attention to him after he saves her.

But the pirates don't attack because pirates never attack on the shore. There is no one here at all except FeFuFyFa. The Whale doesn't count because he's in the ocean and not on the sand. FeFuFyFa wanders over to a big grey rock and sits down on it. She puts her paws in the water (all eight of them), and Whale tickles her heels (all eight of them). And she chuckles softly with her lovely, stylish laugh. Whale laughs, too, but he does it soundlessly because he's mute. But he knows how to write and has a healthy sense of humour. Otherwise, he wouldn't laugh with FeFuFyFa. He writes on the expanse of water with a fin. But it's not always possible cause Water is very moody.

In the evening, FeFuFyFa moves onto the Whale's back, takes a shower from the Whale's fountain and falls asleep over there. Already falling asleep, somewhere deep down, she realizes that the Whale is so stylish. In the morning (unfortunately), she forgets about her evening thoughts and again doesn't see Whale. But she remembers it before going to bed, so she hugs Whale's back with her stylish paws and sometimes even kisses his snout. She falls asleep and smiles in her sleep. And Whale also falls asleep and smiles too. They rock peacefully on the waves, and the moon illuminates these calm smiles. The ocean lulls them to sleep, and even Moody Water is moved by looking at this couple. And only Light Breeze, which creates waves that look like little nimble lambs, knows their secret. He knows FeFuFyFa has already been washed over. Light Breeze knows Whale has already been touched. He also knows what all this is called because every evening, he talks about this to Moody Water. "I love you," he whispers. And his whisper spreads to the whole world.